Employability MOT
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Re: Employability MOT
by Ignatius Sun Dec 10, 2023 5:02 pm
They will get you some new body parts from the scrapyard so you pass your MOT and are back on the road in no time, Pintel.
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Re: Employability MOT
by jobberpw Sun Dec 10, 2023 8:52 pm
Me from my Deliveroo days. I was doing the right thing, 'working tirelessly' to make £2 an hour. I gave free Pizzas to the alley cats, and any left overs, i put back in the box. Jobbers special mix.
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Re: Employability MOT
by Pintel Mon Dec 11, 2023 6:00 pm
#Ignatius.
I be like the Johnny Cash song 'One piece at a time'... The way my hull is breaking up, with constant visits to the scrap yard...
I'd end up like a Frankenstein, and look what happened to him..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9F2DT8iEQ&pp=ygUgam9obm55IGNhc2ggb25lIHBpZWNlIGF0IGEgdGltZSA%3D
On the plus side, I could get myself a wooden peg leg, like Barbossa
️...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fBR-AHdK3Kk&pp=ygUgcGlyYXRlcyBvZiB0aGUgY2FyaWJiZWFuIHBlZyBsZWc%3D
I be like the Johnny Cash song 'One piece at a time'... The way my hull is breaking up, with constant visits to the scrap yard...
I'd end up like a Frankenstein, and look what happened to him..https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9F2DT8iEQ&pp=ygUgam9obm55IGNhc2ggb25lIHBpZWNlIGF0IGEgdGltZSA%3D
On the plus side, I could get myself a wooden peg leg, like Barbossa
️...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fBR-AHdK3Kk&pp=ygUgcGlyYXRlcyBvZiB0aGUgY2FyaWJiZWFuIHBlZyBsZWc%3D
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Re: Employability MOT
by oneman Mon Dec 11, 2023 6:07 pm
What's going on with your missing leg and club foot Jobberpw? Were you trying to put a claim in?jobberpw wrote:Me from my Deliveroo days. I was doing the right thing, 'working tirelessly' to make £2 an hour. I gave free Pizzas to the alley cats, and any left overs, i put back in the box. Jobbers special mix.
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Re: Employability MOT
by Pintel Mon Dec 11, 2023 6:16 pm
Nice Oneman
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Maybe it's part of 'Jobber special mix'..
.Maybe it's part of 'Jobber special mix'..
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Re: Employability MOT
by oneman Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:19 pm
Still a fucking cool match Jobberpw. Made my day.
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Re: Employability MOT
by Pintel Mon Dec 11, 2023 8:38 pm
Let's hope 
Santa Claus, can pass the employment MOT testing... Otherwise, it back on the Dole for you St Nicholas..🧟
Unless you want to take up the role @Jobber. One day a year ZHC/Gig economy number, etc etc....
Santa Claus, can pass the employment MOT testing... Otherwise, it back on the Dole for you St Nicholas..🧟Unless you want to take up the role @Jobber. One day a year ZHC/Gig economy number, etc etc....
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Re: Employability MOT
by jobberpw Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:44 pm
Yes folks, that's me in my heyday visiting the local roach shop spreading my joy. Unfortunately a truck ran over my foot, but i still managed to hobble into work:evil: .
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Re: Employability MOT
by Pintel Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:57 pm
I could image you Jobber at the Sanction-ium (JCP) centre 
. I can hear the Roach 
now,"There isn't much demand for a Mono legged Tarzan, this month. Hows about a job in Shoe
sales, Mr Jobber"..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=njK6zQp2Fdk&pp=ygUbcGV0ZSBhbmQgZHVkIG9uZSBsZWcgc2tldGNo
. I can hear the Roach now,"There isn't much demand for a Mono legged Tarzan, this month. Hows about a job in Shoe sales, Mr Jobber"..https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=njK6zQp2Fdk&pp=ygUbcGV0ZSBhbmQgZHVkIG9uZSBsZWcgc2tldGNo
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